can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?
when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.
life hack: if you’re having a bad hair day then cut off all your hair trust me i’m a doctor
do you ever stop to take a selfie and think, “which filter will make dad come back?”